Ask Cam the IT Guy - 9/24/08

I work in IT support and enjoy surfing the 'Computer & Internet' section of Yahoo! Answers every once in awhile and fielding some questions. I've seen my fair share of stupid questions from users and they've seen their fair share of smart-ass answers when they...

Ask Cam the IT Guy.

Question: How do you hide your comments on your myspace? -sportswizofthefuture

Answer: Take your hand and place it over the comments. There, now they are hidden.


Question: Having a problem with frostwire? -girlygirl24

Answer: *looks up location of user* Maybe you should move away from Greenland.


Question: Which Drive is the one you put a cd in? -Melliebaby

Answer: The one that allows CDs to fit in it.


Question: Keyboard messed Up! Fn key screwed it up.? -Jhonny Joe Jackson

Answer: Hey, hey, hey! There's no need to swear about it!


Question: What does embedding a video do? -God

Answer: It makes it so that when you go to sleep at night, your favorite video is waiting for you in your bed.


Question: Will someone has to please tell me what cyber with me? -Heather<3

Answer: No, I will not cyber with you.


Question: Why does my hard-drive Memory keeps going down? -Champion

Answer: You need to download and install viagra.exe.


Question: Wikipedia shows that Martha Stewart (aka M S Living) died today is there any truth to this? -moved2ac

Answer: Yes, because Martha Stewart is a zombie.


Question: How can i make vista look like a mac computer? -mikeyyy

Answer: Paint it white.


Question: Can you watch videos on other websites except youtube? -IMpossible

Answer: No. YouTube, now owned by Google, bought the exclusive rights to videos.


Question: How do I corrupt a file? -Walking on broken glass

Answer: Teach it how to steal and vandalize.