PURE Chocolate Brownie Bar

Because I love you all so much, I want to let you know of a certain food product that you should avoid at all costs.

Today, I had the awful privilege of eating the PURE Chocolate Brownie Bar. It's "organic, raw, healthy, and delightful." I know I'm already selling you on it. I snagged it because I love chocolate brownies and figured it would also be healthier for me.


It doesn't taste like a brownie at all. It tastes like condensed topsoil. I took one bite of it and spit it out immediately. Then, I started having an allergic reaction to it. I barely had it in my mouth for three seconds and I got a terrible reaction. What the heck!? Now, I am allergic to some foods, but I wasn't expecting to be allergic to a brownie. You may not have the same reaction, but I do hope your taste buds agree with mine. I can appreciate organic foods every so often, but I don't know how anyone can put anything over taste.

Fail PURE Bar.