Ask Cam the IT Guy - 7/30/08

I work in IT support and enjoy surfing the 'Computer & Internet' section of Yahoo! Answers every once in awhile and fielding some questions. I've seen my fair share of stupid questions from users and they've seen their fair share of smart-ass answers when they...

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Question: Can i install rub php and python on one linux server? -slain83

Answer: No, I will not cyber with you.


Question: Whats the difference between Raid_0 and Raid_1? -sterano

Answer: In RAID 0, the zero stands for how many files you are going to get back if something goes wrong.


Question: whats a quick way to push ipconfig /release, ipconfig /renew to 50 or so workstations? -crucial

Answer: Power cycle the building.


Question: What website can I call spoof for free? -allygator_x

Answer: You can call any website whatever you want.


Question: How does web 2.0 work? -dsully

Answer: You make all the content... they keep all the revenue.


Question: wat is the new iphone shuffel like? -obm

Answer: Well, it has no screen and it phones random people.


Question: So my friend jamed the part of a computer dest were u put the keybord the sliding part how do u un jam it haha -Sadie J

Answer: This nation's youth is just getting dumber and dumber.


Question: Why are Yahoo & google worth so much? -olderthem

Answer: This is because they have two consecutive O's in their name. Other search engines like MSN and Ask Jeeves regrettably have none and are therefore worthless.


Question: Scroll bar fro myspace pictures? -anime lover!

Answer: Your 'fro is so big that you need a scroll bar in order to see your pictures? Dang.


Question: What is the difference between ping and trace wrap? -Luchiana

Answer: A ping works by sending ICMP "echo request" packets to the target host and listening for ICMP "echo response" replies. A trace wrap is a tortilla filled with lunch meat, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and dressing.


Question: How do i clean my L.S.D computer monitor? -Blade T

Answer: You sound like you have more important things on your mind.


Question: How do I find programmers? -butchtroll

Answer: Start by looking in the basements of couples who have kids 21 and older who haven't moved out yet.


Question: Why is the message"Cannot open due to a file corruption or improper decoding"? -howardramclam

Answer: That is because it could not open due to a file corruption or improper decode.