Ask Cam the IT Guy - 8/15/08

I work in IT support and enjoy surfing the 'Computer & Internet' section of Yahoo! Answers every once in awhile and fielding some questions. I've seen my fair share of stupid questions from users and they've seen their fair share of smart-ass answers when they...

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Question: I thought I had 256Mb or ram, but Norton 360 says only 64. Now I'm confused. Can you help me figure this out? -Dorothy K

Answer: As I've mentioned before, Edward Norton is a well-accomplished actor and he knows nothing about computers. Lay off him.


Question: Can someone tell me what Alterpay is and if it is a scam? -CAMMI B

Answer: Alterpay is a website where you can pay Catholic priests not to molest alter boys. However, it is a scam because as you can see, they still do.


Question: What are some free programs i can burn cd's with besides nero,windows media & musicmatch? -Spockisapimp

Answer: Matches and some lighter fluid, although you don't always get the best audio quality when you burn with those.


Question: Wherever i search for a wireless network i always find 'linksys' what is this? -Gers

Answer: You ever play Zelda? That's the main character's twin sister. Get it? Link-sis... I'm too much.


Question: How can Iget rid of all those stupid letters of foreign people that say they have all kinds of money for me? -frank

Answer: Reply back to them with your full name, address, and social security number, and they'll be glad to take you off their e-mailing list.


Question: Have you ever gotten busy in a McDonald’s bathroom? -Ģµǐℓнεямә

Answer: And risk Ronald walking in on me!?!? And him possibly wanting to join my good time!?!? And that big purple guy watching in the corner!?!? That's a great idea.


Question: How can I ever be a high scorer with the numbers and length of time some of you little wonders have put in? -Lin M

Answer: No, I will not cyber with you.


Question: How can I get rid of Access Denied (policy_denied)? -juniorman205

Answer: Get access (policy).


Question: What can I use to join a whole folder of microsoft word files together into one document(docx format)? -abraham m

Answer: It's called copypasta. Learn how to make it.


Question: I need some help from ppl who no computers? -bambi

Answer: People with no computers might not be able to help you very much.


Question: Are you on youtube? Are you on youtube? -spirit_whiisperer

Answer: No. Yes.