Ask Cam the IT Guy - 2/23/09

I work in IT support and enjoy surfing the 'Computer & Internet' section of Yahoo! Answers every once in awhile and fielding some questions. I've seen my fair share of stupid questions from users and they've seen their fair share of smart-ass answers when they...

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Question: Can I have a "secret ubuntu on my computer? -Knutti K

Answer: You certainly could have, but now you've gone and told everybody!


Question: Could I have a worm on my laptop? -Nero

Answer: Sure. Go outside, grab one, and put it on your laptop.


Question: What is the difference between USB printer and SERIAL printer? -Heather

Answer: The 'USB' in USB printer stands for Universal Serial Bus. The 'SERIAL' in SERIAL printer stands for Seriously, Everybody Realizes It's ALike.


Question: Any software to put a picture in the folder window? -Somack

Answer: Yeah, it's called Windows.


Question: Can you set up terminal server in your Virtue machine 2003? -LetMEtell&AskYOU

Answer: "Virtue Machine" was replaced by Immorality Machine 2008 last year. You are going to have to upgrade before installing TS.


Question: How do i access my "cookies" file? -sal

Answer: 1. Proceed to kitchen.
2. Locate jar that says "Cookies".
3. Open jar.
4. Remove cookie.
5. Close jar.
6. Consume.
7. Repeat.


Question: How can I add your tube song into Powerpoint presentation? -Jyoti P

Answer: I don't have a tube song.


Question: How to set popup window size? -Stephanie M

Answer: No, I will not cyber with you.


Question: How to remove red and green lines in word permanently? -Neha A

Answer: Move away from Christmas Town.


Question: How can I put pics onto my USB drive? -trevie

Answer: Easy. Print out your favorite picture from your SERIAL printer and tape it to your USB device.


Question: What type of cooler is best for my ASUS P5GPLX-SE Pentium 4? -eva

Answer: Coleman generally makes good coolers. Great for wheeling around your beer at tailgate parties.


Question: Where can i buy a coloured Apple MacBook? -Kelsie

Answer: It's perfectly acceptable to call them "black Apple Macbooks" now.