Ask Cam the IT Guy.
Question: When You Have A Number Of Pages Open In Firefox And You Click To Close One, How Do You Get It Back? -emeraldisle2222
Answer: You can't. After you close a website, it proceeds down a long water tube into a dark cave that oddly enough looks like the Mines of Moria. Speak "friend" and you still won't get that crap back.
Question: Can you make your computer make it look like you aren't online? -Tonya
Answer: Yeah. Unplug network cable.
Question: Can i get the brisv.a trojan back from my ipod zune or phone? -c_spooner1999
Answer: Absolutely. Trojans are useless on your personal music devices and would do much more good on your PC.
Question: Why is my computer freezing everyday? -kpapadop007
Answer: It's still winter.
Question: How can I read DOCX.file usins MS OFFICE2007? -narayanan m
Answer: Double-click it.
Question: How many people have to report a myspace account in order to delete it? -Steven S
Answer: If you make your MySpace page look like Facebook, then just one.
Question: Does your parents support your dreams? -Lovely Lady
Answer: My current dreams involve flying off to a magical land where alligators run casinos and all billboards use Rosewood Std Regular font style. But you can't see this land unless you've tied exactly £5.80 to the end of your shoelaces. Only then will Cousin It shave his head and reveal that he actually had a squeaky toy stuck in his throat this entire time and was trying to get someone to help him take it out. After assisting him, he will lead you to a gate where a woman awaits to take you to her bedroom. Little do you know, you're not there for frisky business, but rather to admire her quilt which has the picture of a mighty lion on it. She'll lie on the quilt, pat the lion, and tell him about her problems while you hastily slip out the window. Luckily, there will be a small coffee shop nearby where you'll order an iced tea, but will immediately regret buying it as it doesn't taste nearly as good as a Tazo. Now wanting Starbucks, you will wander around until you make friends with a Spanish puppet. You'll go on a walk together and stop for some pretzels from the vendor on the side of the street. Just make sure it's the one with lots of salt on it; salt-less pretzels are disgusting. The puppet will try to steal the cash out of the vendor's apron and when the local sheriff asks whose puppet this is, you will tell him that it's not your puppet. You'll get to the street corner and immediately regret your decision in not standing next to the puppet in his time of need, but before you have a chance to turn around, that's when you see Barnes & Noble has Oprah's latest favorite book on sale and decide to go in to purchase it.
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So, yes.
Question: Why do i get a maximum of 2 mb when transferring files on my hard drive? -animedrawer69
Answer: Fill it up with files until there are 2MB left.
Question: What's a website that you can own a fantasy pet..? -lee lee.
Answer: No, I will not cyber with you.
Question: How much does it coes to change the laptop screen of a Compac Presario V300? -astal
Answer: If you can't spell the word "cost", then there is no hope for you fixing your laptop.
Question: Why is my HP Pavilion dv6700 acting weird? -go go power rangers ^_____^
Answer: Judging by your user name, I'd say this is a PEBKAC issue.
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