Ask Cam the IT Guy - 3/23/09

I work in IT support and enjoy surfing the 'Computer & Internet' section of Yahoo! Answers every once in awhile and fielding some questions. I've seen my fair share of stupid questions from users and they've seen their fair share of smart-ass answers when they...

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Question: Computer shuts off when i unplug it? -snapperr

Answer: It sure will.


Question: What do I need to get to be able to burn pictures on the outside of a cd? -Gret37

Answer: Matches. How hard is this, people?


Question: If Bella Swan was real and had a myspace what do you think her layout would look like? -Bella S

Answer: Bella doesn't use MySpace. She once created a MySpace account, but that was just so she could read some comments on Phil's page to make sure he wasn't cheating on Renée. Bella is much too good and proactive for MySpace, so instead she uses Twitter to convey her going-ons. Here are her latest updates:

bellamarieswan The best part of a broken finger is getting out of gym!
9:20 AM Mar 22nd from web

bellamarieswan is waiting for Edward to arrive. Go to sleep already Charlie!
7:47 PM Mar 21st from web

@cullenedward I'm already late for work. Could you give me a ride on your hatchBACK?
4:35 PM Mar 20th from web in reply to cullenedward

bellamarieswan hates gym!
10:13 AM Mar 20th from mobile web

bellamarieswan Someone emailed me an online 'love calculator' test. Edward and I scored 84%. That's good, right?
11:11 PM Mar 19th from web

bellamarieswan No attempt has been made on my life for over 24 hours. Possibly a new record.
6:36 PM Mar 19th from web

bellamarieswan is going to the mall. =|
4:13 PM Mar 18th from mobile web

@cullenalice No, thanks. I don't really want to go to the mall today.
4:10 PM Mar 18th from web in reply to cullenalice

@UCanCallMeQuil Hey Quil! How are you?
8:18 PM Mar 17th from web in reply to UCanCallMeQuil

bellamarieswan can't believe she lives in the one town in Washington state with no Starbucks!
5:14 PM Mar 17th from mobile web

@cullenedward Oh love, I never get tired of hearing you call me that. *grins*
8:05 PM Mar 16th from web in reply to cullenedward

@cullenedward Sorry I messed up your CD collection today.
7:55 PM Mar 16th from web in reply to cullenedward

bellamarieswan spotted a cobweb in the Cullens' house. I have never, in all the years of knowing Esme, seen a single cobweb in that house.
7:39 PM Mar 16th from web

bellamarieswan told a funny joke to Jasper. I don't think he got it because he had this look on his face like he had just sharted. Then again, he seems to always look like that...
7:35 PM Mar 16th from web

@mikey_boy Emmett had actually dressed as a vampire for Halloween before. I don't believe I've ever dressed up.
10:21 PM Mar 15th from web in reply to mikey_boy

@cullenedward I will contemplate not speaking to you for three seconds if you ever attempt to swaddle me in bubble wrap again!
6:45 PM Mar 14th from web in reply to cullenedward

bellamarieswan is pissed.
6:43 PM Mar 14th from web

@cullenedward Hey sweetie! One question, why do you have a collection of bubble wrap in your room?
8:13 PM Mar 13th from web in reply to cullenedward


Question: Is Someone A Master At The Newest Version Of Power Point? -hellooo

Answer: I believe that title goes to the evil monkey.


Question: Does your address change when you use a different web browser? -Candie J

Answer: No, you will still live in the same place.


Question: Need help now plz!!! i undo my essay too many times and lost half of it is there a way to get it back? -Infinite

Answer: Redo.


Question: What are some Primary Sources for gladiator websites? -Daniel F

Answer: Daniel, do you like movies about gladiators? Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?


Question: Is there a porn website that wont give my computer a virus? -Jonah T

Answer: Is there a hooker you can sleep with that won't give you VD? Oh, I'm sorry. I believe I answered your question with another question.


Question: Normal computer sound comes from my speakers but when i play music there is no sound, any help? -Hannah_Fan

Answer: Maybe if you stop listening to crapping music, your computer will start being nice to you.


Question: I have a pop up problem? -Slade

Answer: No, I will not cyber with you!


Question: How do I figure out what kind of memory I have for RAM? -☮, ♡, & Fuzzy Hat 2

Answer: Ask yourself if you remember.


Question: Does my tablet pc have to have tablet xp to enjoy the tablet functionalities of my tablet laptop? -sdierauf

Answer: I am having trouble understanding your question. I feel like it has something to do with tablets.


Question: What is the best operating system to put on a computer with 160mb of RAM running Windows 98? -stlcardinalsfan22

Answer: Windows 98.


Question: Does someone know what i can do against critical skin error 546? -Peter O

Answer: Using a daily moisturizer would work best.