Ask Cam the IT Guy - 5/8/09

I work in IT support and enjoy surfing the 'Computer & Internet' section of Yahoo! Answers every once in awhile and fielding some questions. I've seen my fair share of stupid questions from users and they've seen their fair share of smart-ass answers when they...

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Question: How would I write a script that would change the Date/Time of my computer? -Fake

Answer: That sounds like the most boring movie ever.


Question: How can I get ExtentZe out of my computor? -Frank W

Answer: Just think about Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day, or baseball.


Question: How do wireless routers work? -william p

Answer: Wirelessly.


Question: What will happen if we don't have printers? -aqblind12

Answer: You won't be able to print things. Yes, this was a real question.


Question: If a CD/DVD ROM drive is NOT used for a long time, say, 6 months can thet get damaged? -Carlos Sanchez

Answer: Only if you've been body slamming your computer.


Question: How do i burn cds on the macbook air ? -Edward = hot

Answer: I wasn't going to answer this, but since your user name is awesome, I will take a crack at it. Apple believes that CDs and DVDs have no future ahead of them so they did not incorporate a CD drive in the Macbook Air. But that's okay, we may not be able to burn CDs, but we'll definitely be able to melt them a little. The bottom of the Macbook Airs have been reported to have heating problems, so just stick a CD under your Macbook and leave it on for a few hours. It should eventually melt. Also, I've heard that melting CDs is more green than burning them, so look, we're helping the environment at the same time.


Question: How can I find out if my computer hp desk top has a wireless connection? -bridgett s

Answer: Does it have any wires coming out the back of it? Oh, I'm sorry. It must not have wireless capabilities.


Question: I'm 18. Can I sue a 14-15 years old Girl for losing my USB Flash Drive? -FireStorm

Answer: Yes, but it must be consensual suing.


Question: How do you put DVD's onto iPod for free and without converting it? -cookinho

Answer: Lay iPod down on table. Put DVD on top of iPod. Success.


Question: How do I turn on my web cam for a Compaq laptop? -♥Megano♥

Answer: No, I will not cyber with you.


Question: Wh4t !5 a c001 4!M st47u5 0r !c0n? -cj

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