Ask Cam the IT Guy - 8/9/10

I work in IT support and enjoy surfing the 'Computer & Internet' section of Yahoo! Answers every once in awhile and fielding some questions. I've seen my fair share of stupid questions from users and they've seen their fair share of smart-ass answers when they...

Ask Cam the IT Guy.

Question: Trouble with sinking to new Macbook? -william

Answer: That's because the new ones can float.


Question: how can i setup visa card to buy online? -lyare

Answer: Give me your name and card number and I'll set it up for you.


Question: How can you get paid on Amazon? -RapidFire

Answer: Maybe by giving tours on the river or fishing.


Question: Deleting cookies on your computer? -SpasticE

Answer: Eat them.


Question: I' ve no issue about Price but how I know which one is best? -Christopher Louis

Answer: The more expensive ones.


Question: My computer randomly just shut off is there a problem? -Nina

Answer: Sure sounds like it.


Question: When will Facebook/MySpace people learn about the Constitution? -Toby

Answer: Probably in the fourth or fifth grade.


Question: Is there a program that you can play techno on COMPUTER? -Ryan

Answer: Yeah, a media player.


Question: How do you setup Windows 98 from a floppy using Commend Prompt and don't tell me /setup? -DAlbert K

Answer: /setup.


Question: My Face Book was deleted for no reason!? -Michael Jackson Fan Girl♥

Answer: It's probably because your name is "Michael Jackson Fan Girl" with a stupid heart at the end. I would delete your account, too.


Question: Dear friends, i would like to know whether there is a difference between "printer drivers" and "printer software"? -Bwanika

Answer: Sure. One has the word "drivers" in it and the other has "software".


Question: how to rotate lcd monitor? -Tasheba

Answer: Turn them around.


Question: How do you de-fragment your hard dick on a Mac? -chris

Answer: No, I will not cyber with you.