Ask Cam the IT Guy - 10/18/10

I work in IT support and enjoy surfing the 'Computer & Internet' section of Yahoo! Answers every once in awhile and fielding some questions. I've seen my fair share of stupid questions from users and they've seen their fair share of smart-ass answers when they...

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Question: How do I write a Bubble Sort in C? -Future Guru

Answer: Like this:

Question: Toshiba satellite light on the left front corner? -Storm357

Answer: Is it heavy in the right rear corner? You might have to move some weight around.


Question: Which D.A.W should i use? -manofspades

Answer: Assuming you are talking about the Division for the Advancement of Women, I would pick the one that cooks the best.


Question: Display three integers in ascending order? -XwyhyX

Answer: 1, 2, 3.


Question: what do i need to buy to run this game properly ? -McLover

Answer: The game.


Question: how can i use my nieghbour wirless internet conection without password? -BERBER

Answer: Ask them to turn off their password.


Question: CBS News 60 minutes online. Why does "Ask Your Doctor about Viagra" cover the video?

Answer: No, I will not cyber with you.


Question: computer needs help please? -Sam Paget

Answer: "I don't know much about computers, other than, other than the one we got at my house, and my mom put a couple of games on there and I play 'em."


Question: Why would Government use Facebook to spy on people? -Top Contributor

Answer: To see how much people like Glee.


Question: i want to know more about editing pictures. how should i learned? -jasmin

Answer: You should have learned English first.


Question: My email address comes up with an incorrect spelling of my name how do I correct it? -MAUREEN POTIPHER

Answer: Change your legal name to match your e-mail address.


Question: How can i use my amazon gift card when i scratched the code off? -Caleb A

Answer: You can use it to open doors like a spy.