Ask Cam the IT Guy - 10/4/10

I work in IT support and enjoy surfing the 'Computer & Internet' section of Yahoo! Answers every once in awhile and fielding some questions. I've seen my fair share of stupid questions from users and they've seen their fair share of smart-ass answers when they...

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Question: What does "object" = "object" mean? -Dan

Answer: Object.


Question: I want to convert my laptop to a desktop HP pavilion dv7 1285 DX? -Andres Garcia

Answer: Put your laptop on your desk. Ta-da! It is now a desktop. Congratulations on your new find!


Question: I acidentally clicked on "Join for more videos" on porn hub! Did I really subscribe? -Nick S

Answer: Yep. Prepare for an onslaught of pr0nnage!


Question: Is Google down today? October 4, 2010? -cdawg$31

Answer: No. October 4, 2010 is a date.


Question: how do you look at Phantom Data on a windows pc? -francis

Answer: Take off the mask.


Question: i cant insert my sony memory stick pro duo into my macbook? -andrew d

Answer: No, I will not cyber with you.


Question: Is there any way to jam the internet so that other computers cant use it? -Nick

Answer: Yes. Subscribe to Porn Hub.


Question: i have two operating systems.one of them i have to remove.what should i do? -FERTILIZER

Answer: Remove it.


Question: Computers and lightning? -lacskdr-USA

Answer: Are two completely different things.


Question: How can I rip a DVD? (It's for a good cause)? -chris

Answer: Ripping The Hottie & the Nottie for yourself is not a good cause.


Question: Horizontal Black/White Blocks/Lines on Top of Video? -Brandon R

Answer: What the heck do you have against blocks, fool!?


Question: how to make the computer system louder? -Dontay

Answer: Turn the volume up.