Ask Cam the IT Guy - 11/15/10

I am knowledgeable in IT support and enjoy surfing the 'Computer & Internet' section of Yahoo! Answers every once in awhile and fielding some questions. I've seen my fair share of stupid questions from users and they've seen their fair share of smart-ass answers when they...

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Question: Where can I buy a gaming laptop for less than $1000? -cece_kings_kid

Answer: K-Mart.


Question: i am using iworks to send a resume? -alexa

Answer: Sure sounds like it.


Question: is buzzcock any good should i try it? -rosenwood74

Answer: No, I will not cyber with you.


Question: Microsoft 2010 won't open documents? -Karen W

Answer: That's because you need Office 2010.


Question: If a monitor has 525 scan lines with an aspect ratio of 4:3 and if each pixel contains 8 bits for intensity? -BLINK:)

Answer: Then it has 525 scan lines with an aspect ratio of 4:3 and each pixel contains 8 bits for intensity.


Question: can someone give me step by step instructions on how to wipe my computer clean? -Sara

Answer: 1. Grab Lysol wipe.
2. Wipe computer clean.


Question: I HATE THIS, I cannot find any site to download free music!? -Jessica S

Answer: That's because you should pay for it.


Question: i was running windows xp , but its changed to windows 98? -samantha c

Answer: After Windows XP hibernates for the Fall, it changes into a lovely Windows 98.


Question: does anybody know the html code to how to make an alphabet box using html (I think this is done with tables)? -Best S

Answer:
┌----------------------------------------┐
|ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ|
└----------------------------------------┘


Question: What is known as a topical quantum computer? -kevin5

Answer: A quantum computer that you can rub all over your face.


Question: Why does aim say can't connect to proxy server? -lori

Answer: Because it can't connect to the proxy server.


Question: What kind of content should go on a personal wiki? -Kaloo

Answer: Personal content.


Question: Which software can I use to create flash ads? -cifru

Answer: Flash. Pretty difficult questions today.


Question: I have a Compaq laptop about 3yrs old.Aside from the few scratches it works very well how much could i get? -Arreyunnia

Answer: $5 K-Mart gift card.