Ask Cam the IT Guy - 11/29/10

I am knowledgeable in IT support and enjoy surfing the 'Computer & Internet' section of Yahoo! Answers every once in awhile and fielding some questions. I've seen my fair share of stupid questions from users and they've seen their fair share of smart-ass answers when they...

Ask Cam the IT Guy.

Question: is there a powerpoint package i can download for free? -angel

Answer: No, I will not cyber with you.


Question: my usb keeps making the noise that it is plugged in and recognized but then will disappear? -Dylan Brain

Answer: Try coaxing it with some flash drives.


Question: Computer can't start because of missing hal.dll, what do? -Dave Rogers

Answer: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.


Question: Is 2 terabytes more than 250 gigabytes? -Tom Soya

Answer: Just a little.


Question: how do i unbolck computer? -Hussein

Answer: Stop feeding it protein and making it work out.


Question: This girl wrote "boo hiss" on my facebook, wtf? -Tsl19

Answer: "Boo hiss" is actually an endearing term meaning "I like you as much as I like ketchup on my scrambled eggs."


Question: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GB VS MB? -Regina

Answer: One has a "G" and the other one has an "M".


Question: How to clean.....Screens....? -sya

Answer: Clean with.....Wipes....


Question: My computer suddenly gets a screen that is diagnal lines & they are different colors at different times. Do I? -life flow

Answer: Yes. Yes, you should throw your doo-doo at it.


Question: The wireless network connection icon is not showing at the bottom right anymore.? -Benjamin

Answer: Because you're not using wireless anymore.


Question: How can a drop down menu be created ? Please write the script of a simple drop down menu.? -shadowz s

Answer: INT. PARENTS' BASEMENT

shadowz s looks at the top of a website on his computer. They hover their mouse over what looks to be a drop-down box, but nothing happens.

SHADOWZ S

Boo hiss! I'm going to have to ask a stupid question on Yahoo! Answers.

Question: How do I get rid of my new tabs on firefox always loading as yahoo search? -Gabriel

Answer: Close them.


Question: How to stop bowser from launching by a program? -gorilla azur

Answer: Call the Mario Bros.!