Ask Cam the IT Guy - 1/24/11

I am knowledgeable in IT support and enjoy surfing the 'Computer & Internet' section of Yahoo! Answers every once in awhile and fielding some questions. I've seen my fair share of stupid questions from users and they've seen their fair share of smart-ass answers when they...

Ask Cam the IT Guy.

Question: how do I make good friends on youtube? -Veronica Winters

Answer: Show them your bewbs.


Question: Is Posting Images using bbcodes is illegal..? -abhimanyu

Answer: Yes, but the punishment is just being forced to have afternoon tea.


Question: Net Send not working? -Lloyd

Answer: Isn't that how it's supposed to work?


Question: How do i delete my account on amazon? -Something Special :D

Answer: Buy a ton of stuff and don't pay for it.


Question: Letters on my keyboard won't work? -snowy phone

Answer: 100|<5 1!|<3 `/0|_|'|23 60!|\|6 70 |-|4\/3 70 |_|53 13375|º34|< |\|0\/\/.


Question: What is connection in eclipse? -wyatt

Answer: Bella and Edward and Jacob.


Question: I need a language change? -DAN

Answer: Why not try Telugu?


Question: If hitler was alive today and used facebook, would you add him if he sent you a friend request? -themindfluxv2

Answer: What a ridiculous question! It is a well-known fact that Hitler is not on Facebook!

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He's on MeinSpäcen.com.


Question: I need help getting rid of this mouse problem? -Tycoon

Answer: Mouse traps and rat poison work great.


Question: is there a software to measure weight on your touchpad? -Cristi

Answer: No, I will not cyber with you.


Question: Can you help with my AIM !!!!!!!!!!? -Alice

Answer: You need to sit all the way down on the toilet, hun.


Question: Is blogging consistently important when you blog frequently? -slyshot

Answer: And the Deepest Question of the Year Award goes to slyshot! Sure, there are still 348 days of the year left, but we are already confident that you won!