Ask Cam the IT Guy - 9/6/10

I work in IT support and enjoy surfing the 'Computer & Internet' section of Yahoo! Answers every once in awhile and fielding some questions. I've seen my fair share of stupid questions from users and they've seen their fair share of smart-ass answers when they...

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Question: why won't facebook let me change my current location to durham, north carolina? -lydia

Answer: Because it doesn't exist, Lydia! Gosh!


Question: what factors are driving digital convergence in our world? -Phongsathorn Wetthaisong

Answer: Sheep, the color chartreuse, and the Japanese.


Question: What do i do when i received some thing broken on ebay? I got a Sega Genesis system but it doesn't work.? -i like hiting teh keys jhl;sdafu

Answer: While you might think that the Sega Genesis you just bought is not working because it is not turning on or playing any games, let me assure you that that is actually how it worked. I guess that's why they chose to go third-party only.


Question: How can i be KINDA popular on youtube? -MuSiC MaaaD

Answer: Be really excited about a single rainbow.


Question: How do you type characters like this? -Byrd

Answer: The question mark can be found to the left of the Shift key. You'll have to hit Shift, too. There are lots of fun characters like that all around!


Question: My computer won't print.? -sportbrat2000

Answer: That's good because you're printer is the one that's supposed to be doing all the printing.


Question: What is this pop-up with the red on it? -Salt and Peppy

Answer: No, I will not cyber with you.


Question: Facebook wall i want to write somthing funny? -Celia

Answer: Why be funny and original when you could just write some of your favorite rap/R&B lyrics like most people do? Like, "Now you get to watch her leave, out the window, guess that's why they call it window pane" or "Like I catch 'em stealing flows cause I swear I never loaned it, and life ain't a rehearsal the camera’s always rollin’, so come and get a portion of this money that we be blowin’".


Question: A program for changing my voice? -Mr. Promise

Answer: Bilateral orchiectomy.


Question: How to be easy going? -Eric Dolen

Answer: Stand with your hands in your pockets, wear Converse shoes, and shrug your shoulders a lot saying "I don't mind".


Question: calculator using JOptionPane? -Geraldine emer

Answer: OptimusPrime is a much better calculator.


Question: is a picture of you kissing your boyfriend on the cheek inappropriate for a facebook default? -sarah xoxox

Answer: How obscene! I'm going to report you right now!